avengers fanfiction peter never have i ever
"Okay, my turn. "Because the morning after we woke up in random places half-naked, we all swore that we would never smoke marijuana ever again," Luke says and this makes everyone in the junior team nod and the rest shift around. The Avengers were gathered in the common room, ready with bottles of booze for the drinking game of the century. Now it's my turn.". Never Have I Ever, Part 1 Chapter 1, an avengers fanfic - FanFiction.Net Would make sense., Huh? Steve looks between them. Clint snorts into the good Captain's neck. Proceed at the risk of your sanity. Matt said. " Never have I ever, an avengers fanfic | FanFiction Disclaimer: the MCU and its characters are not mine. JARVIS won't be there to pick you up if you start choking on your own vomit.. As expected, Natasha, Clint, Steve, Bucky, Sam and Tony drank, but yet again Peter surprised them all by downing his glass. He stays like that for another minute, listening to Steve's calm heartbeat against his own chest, before he disentangles, stands up and goes back to his pillows, ruffling Steve's hair on the way. I really don't wanna assault you in your sleep. Clint, are you in fact five? Tony says, but he looks impressed. She was the one to offer the cursed game. I am. Then he looks contemplative. So does Steve, to their slight surprise. Of course. Steve's smile turns rueful, and Clint's a little proud that the Cap is slowly learning that sarcasm is the best way to deal with Tony Stark. Anyways I found out about that and followed Toomes to a abandoned warehouse were we fought for like 8 minutes, then he shot the support beams of the warehouse and the entire building came crashing down on me. Why dont we start with the youngest and move clockwise in a circle? That. She joined HYDRA's ranks at the age of thirteen and has steadily been risin Lucienne "Lucy" Ridley has lived for almost 1000 years, predating the first Avenger himself. FRIDAY said. Sam cracked a small smile, glad to embarrass the secret couple. Yeah, let's not, Clint murmurs back and doesn't miss the way Tony's smile widens. Man, Clint loves it when the Captain goes all 'shouldn't approve of this but I do' on them. Ok, never have I ever dined and dashed, Peter decided to start out with a relatively tame non-confession. Yeah, no real surprise there, Clint sounded almost disappointed. "Never have I ever gotten drunk," Uncle Steve says and everyone takes a drink. Clint chuckles, and Tony leans down to kiss him breathless before he can answer. We are, aren't we?. Then there's cold slipping into the warmth, cool air across his body, and Clint whines low until there's a warm something almost touching him and the mattress has dipped with the added weight. Seriously? But, he had done those things as Spider-Man, so he could just ignore those things. After missions, when they need to get rid of some excess adrenaline and energy. That's pretty much it. He thinks for a moment. or even 'I don't want to play, I will just watch' but Ned had looked at him with puppy eyes to rival his own and he had just sighed and wished all questions would be stupid and he didn't have to reveal some weird shit here. I was way too early to be awake on a lazy Sunday. Please stop talking, Steve says, calm even if the tips of his ears are tinged pink. Tony looks baffled, maybe? He didn't want to think about it. Natasha had her own seat, Clint sitting on the back while cleaning a few of his arrows from his quiver, and was sat sideways across it with her legs hanging over the armrest. Yesh. All the hero worship around Captain America, someone was bound to try to tap that whether you showed interest or not.. What me and Bruce have is a special, special thing.. I'm so awesome it hurts sometimes.. Back the fuck up." I'm not great at relationships. "I am fine, thanks. #wanda Nat and Wanda took drinks. He'd been grazed when getting out too, but it's nothing big; just nicked in the shoulder by a stray bullet. We're starting. They all thought that things were going to be better now. Thor Odinson Peter didn't go to Manhattan very often-usually only to visit the Avengers Tower whenever he received an invitation, which wasn't often. Scott questions and I smirk. You can't do that!" Tony, Rhodey, Steve, Bucky, Clint, Natasha, and Peter all drank. My turn! What if shes an Avenger? Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, Michelle Jones & Ned Leeds & Peter Parker, Peter Parker & Academic Decathlon Team (Spider-Man: Homecoming), Michelle Jones & Ned Leeds & Peter Parker & Academic Decathlon Team (Spider-Man: Homecoming), Academic Decathlon Team (Spider-Man: Homecoming), Michelle and Peter are both obnoxious to their Feelings. We're never gonna get started, are we? He lets himself fall back against the fluffy pillows and feels Natasha poke a finger into his side. Youre going commando when you help little old ladies cross the street? Sam asked. What? Then I got beaten half to death by Toomes, then I had to save him from getting blown up. Tony knocks back his bottle and glares at his science-brother. What the- are you going commando, Barton? Tony's voice is a little strangled. It's Stark.. shaka wear graphic tees is candy digital publicly traded ellen lawson wife of ted lawson avengers fanfiction peter falls asleep on tony. Worst idea ever, woke up on the ceiling with no memory of how I got there or how I was covered in glitter," I say and everyone nods. He's not sure if it's a warning sign or a sign of affection, but he flops onto his stomach anyway so he faces the circle. No, wait, don't ask Pepper because she knows too much, he adds and waves his hands, stumbling to his feet. Is that what Tony's supposed to be right now? Go team go. Alright, never have I ever woken up still drunk and gone about my day like normal anyway. Natasha said. How will she react? Clint has got to stop sleeping with the people he works with. It was great to see you again Nat! Clint grins and kisses her cheek. You make a country-boy blush.. Good. "Okay, never have I ever," Natasha paused in thought "Nope, I've got nothing, pass. No! Nat does that weird thing when her gaze doesn't waver, but it still feels like she's rolling her eyes at them. Never have I ever Wanda smiled evilly as she side-eyed Tony, done a line of cocaine off a woman I didnt knows ass.. Like a puppy who's peed on the carpet and hasn't been chewed out by its owner yet, but knows what's coming. How long have Tony and I been dating? Tony's right behind him, wearing one of Clint's t-shirts, and Clint's wearing Tony's sweatpants. Really no time in actual canon, but events through Ragnarok will be mentioned. Nah, stay here. But his spidey-sense did nothing, so he guessed he was fine. Clint notices Natasha eyeing Tony with a sort of what do you see in that way. Because Tony has stayed in his own bed this week, when he hasn't just camped out in his workshop (which are most days, from what Clint can see). Work Search: Natasha's smirking, but there's no edge to it, and Steve's eyes are brighter than they've been most of the night. Never have I ever been in more than a hundred countries. He takes a sip of Bailey's, and Clint, Natasha and Tony follow his lead. No! Tony snorts. Characters: Peter Parker Michelle Jones Ned Leeds Flash Thompson Betty Brant Cindy Moon Sally Avril Abe Brown Seymour O'Reilly Charles Murphy (Spider-Man: Homecoming) Academic Decathlon Team (Spider-Man: Homecoming) Additional Tags: characters may be ooc Never Have I Ever Truth or Dare Secret Identity Peter Parker is a Little Shit And Peter, whose clothes did you steal? Bucky asked. Two months, just about, Natasha says and twists to jab an elbow in Steve's side before ducking to avoid a fist in the face. Otherwise, all bets are off. Okay, a member of the same sex, then. Ask anyone. Muh?, I'm not gonna send you back into that elevator, Clint says and turns around, slides an arm around Tony's waist and guides him into his apartment. You didn't wake me up? Clint manages around a yawn and presses into Tony's warm hands. Before they started, they all agreed to not let the game get sexual as there was a child present. Most of the bottle's gone by now, so yeah, he's gonna have a shit day tomorrow. Tiredness and sleep is closing in on him, fast, so Clint spreads out fully in the big bed and lets himself get dragged under. Story time., It's not a big deal, Clint says, overly casual, and does a one-shouldered shrug. developers, or authors from publishing works on this site. When Clint wakes the next morning, cotton-mouthed and heavy with a pounding hangover-headache, there's a dick poking into his ass. Puts his hand on Tony's naked hip. Tony hasn't said anything while Natasha and Clint are doing what the rest of the team calls 'that mind-melding thing', but he looks twitchy and excited at Natasha's glare. Tony brightens considerably at that. Tony's so goddamn pitiful like this, and a strange sort of adorable, and when he gives up, he grumbles and just slumps forward a little, hiding his face in the crook of Clint's shoulder. Awesome! 'Cause I'm open for a lot of stuff, man, but choking me's not gonna work out for everybody., Tony laughs, but it's soft, not mocking. Sam, youre up!, Never have I everdone butt stuff in the bedroom. Given the fact that they were all heroes and grown-up's or teens, the questions were going to be odd but I never thought it would be this odd. #spideychelle It's not about lying, Bruce explains. Mmm. Yeah, well that is what I am thinking right now. Yeah, you're fucking hilarious, Stark. Clint pushes him onto his bed, gently, and starts unbuttoning Tony's dark-red shirt. She grins back, not entirely unprotected, but close. And he can't help but be a little impressed, himself Thor he might understand, but the other two? "Never have I ever shot a gun," Scott says and everyone but Aunt May and he takes a drink. It's not needed; the genius does a fucking smashing job by himself, and Clint can't be bothered to give any shits. There certainly wasn't a lot of it in the circus; only a couple of times with Barney and the older kids, mostly just as a ploy for Clint's brother to get laid. "Peter BenjaminParker-Stark! Better?. He couldn't deny this one, and now had four fingers. "DUDE!" You were doing so well. He's on his third glass by now, and most of them are getting foggy. I like sex. Sometimes randomly, even. Nat's gorgeous, and people always notice but Clint knows she finds it easier to trust people that don't want to get in her pants. Never have I ever had a building fall on me" Natasha said. Before some aliens come and blow it up., We could make a trip out of it, Bruce muses. I may be putting a few not field trip one shots because I feel like it but most will be field trip. Clint starts sneaking into Natasha's room again, and she usually lets him curl up with her, because she knows what horrors lurk in his subconscious. Howard Gross takes his son to New York City when he is a child. It's huge and looks delicious, even if Clint hasn't slept in here before, and he wrestles out of his clothes before flopping onto the bed, naked as hell. But the two of them don't bother replying, too busy ripping each other apart. I'm no longer writing these, I do not take requests, and it's rare I even log into this account. "I'll go next because mine was just stupid". "You doing that face is only proving the fact you're a child even more," Tony rolled his eyes, smirking, and helped Natasha carry the rest of the drinks to the coffee table, which the rest of the team was sitting around (those who were still there, that is). Because this is still a terrible idea, okay? Steve Rogers/ Captain America #ironman Michelle wasn't drinking, she gave a solid excuse of "There has to be someone responsible, and since I am Team Captain now, I will take it.". Never have I ever been on top of the Chrysler Building, Steve says. Never Have I Ever. I travel because I'm awesome, Tony says. Never Have I Ever-Avengers Edition Prompt: After a very tiring mission, the Avengers decide to play "Never Have I Ever" What could happen? The silence prompts Clint to pry open his eyes. It had been quite deep and he had to remove the thing himself. "Never have I ever kissed a teammate," I say and everyone on the senior team takes a drink. Tony and Clint were the only ones to drink. Yeah, okay, no. The spider kid was sat crossed-legged on the floor in front of the armchair Tony was sitting on. Loki Tony's eyes go fond. Avenger's imagines and preferences! Wait, doesn't that defeat the purpose? Steve asks. You'll get to know only if you read 'em. Because you're worth it., Bruce snorts. Ben Gross was used to being people's second choice. His name is Percy Jackson. 'lfway into the Pern bottle? Tony offers. I don't care what you want this to be, Stark I just like knowing what I'm getting into. He doesn't mean it as an accusation, and he's glad when it doesn't sound like one. Every agent of HYDRA is acquainted with pain of some sort. So, even though he wanted to make some moves on her, he refrained from going near her and focused on his stuff. So why are you asking us to date, then?, Tony deflates a little, caught between looking sulky and dejected. We are to speak untruth? Thor asks, frowning at this new turn of events. But it'd be nice if you didn't prove my abandonment and trust issues wrong but high-tailing out of here. So if you don't mind?, It takes a couple of seconds before Clint gets the implications so get the hell outta my room and when he does, he whines. Abe ringed the bell, but Flash just shrugged and mumbled; 'in elementary school.' Right, Tony says and drapes himself over Clint. Yeah like that was surprising, Wanda rolled her eyes. Any trade marks that appear on the site are used without permission and You're not even old enough," Dad questions and Ava smiles and just shrugs. Tony is still up, working on his tablet in bed, sprawled with his feet poking out from beneath the silky covers. Clint hears someone enter the room, and is awake before said person has the time to get over to the bed. (but they still needed to stay at an hotel) and since Mr. Harrington was probably in his room calling his wife, they could do what they wanted. How are you with spanking, though?. I read about him in your file; you two seemed close.. "Because we're like siblings and always want to remember that," Ava says and we drop our shirts back down. Right! Ey! "Never have I ever kissed a guy." Quit whining and drink up you perv, was all Rhodey said in answer. I believe it would be best if we stopped the game now as it seems to be somewhat awkward. Tony is a terrible influence on everything ever. But Steve smiles and nods, still looking sad but not too much. He starts making Tony coffee in the mornings, when he's up earlier; Tony will shuffle in, usually a couple of minutes later, and inhale the caffeinated drink faster than can be any kind of healthy. We all sit down in the living room and wait for Danny to take charge even if I was the leader of the junior team and Uncle Steve was the leader of the seniorteam. On that thought, neither is Tony. Steve, Bucky, Tony, Peter, and Clint all drank. Clint was next "Never have I ever, uhh, kissed a dude? Wade had taught him beforehand how to shoot and it was just so easy for him, like second nature "No big deal.". And horny. Rhodeys clothes were so much comfier than mine! In these Au's Loki is an avenger because I like that idea and him dying isn't an option whatsoever. He's also not going to reflect on where Tony has learned about shipping. Everyone else, other than Natasha and Clint, had also changed out of their 'work-outfits', though Stark had been wearing those clothes underneath his suit. Bucky, Nat, and Wanda took shots. Awesome, I'll go tell Cap, Tony says and bounces out of there, excitement humming through his whole body. I like dames well enough, it's not that. It's the new year's party and everyone seemed to be here. Good night, Clint., Mmmm. He clings to her for another moment before attempting to stand on his own two legs. And yet, somehow not surprised. Heh. Yeah?. "Really?" So why did he suddenly feel like he was being avoided? Wanda and Vision had left to their apartment, the other honorary members being in their own homes (or, in T'Challa and Shuri's case, country). She has a huge crush on a boy named Peter and hopes he likes her back, shes gets bullied by Liz who keeps it suttle so she doesnt get yelled at. Im not judging your choice in venue.. He had changed out of his suit into a baggy jumper May given him for his birthday, joggers and random socks that had been on the floor of his bedroom. But she now was at a new school, with new friends and even a boyfriend. Dad yells and I shake my head. The only comfort Abby finds is watching her favorite Lilly needed a job. A shit-eating grin covered his face. You bribed him, didn't you? She sounds disappointed, as if she'd hoped for something less obvious. Damn, I was so sure, Tony says and taps his finger against his chin. "Everyone has a hand, so five fingers, and after those, you have to take a shot for every time you have ever done the mentioned thing. Paxton dealing with the break-up in season 3. #tonystark What a stupid one! You peed on his suit? Steve asks, and sounds half gleeful and half scandalized. Yet, here she was wide awake with a pain in her back, her baby doing what felt like flips and her stomach growling. This will probably be a few chapters or series. Never have I ever Bucky started, stolen a friends clothes and lied about it so I could keep it.. So I was at the police station eating a bagel when the building just started falling apart. I thought it was just a month and three weeks., Nope, she says and somehow manages to get behind the Captain, driving him to the floor with a well-aimed kick to the back of his knees. #spiderson Title from Eres t by Carla Morrison of course. You're an Asgardian. Flash exclaimed, laughing and ringing the bell. Never have I ever had sex with anyone else on this team.. He pockets the phone but doesn't push Tony away. Shut up, this is the last one. "Why would you ever put a planting pot on your head?"